Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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