I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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