Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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