If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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