Nicole vs. Life
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
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I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
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Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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