everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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