piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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