Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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