if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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