The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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