I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
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We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
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I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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