Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I smell stomach acid.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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