I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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