I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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