Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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