so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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