Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
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On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
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i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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