My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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