Duck Duck Cougar?
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
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at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
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Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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