How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I am mentally ready for anal.
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