you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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