so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Randomize
