Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
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Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
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I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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