I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
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I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
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How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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