So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
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Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
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there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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