There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
You are a genius and a whore.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
