There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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