she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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