Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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