Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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