i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
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Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
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I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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