Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
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frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
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I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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