He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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