I will die if light touches me.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
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Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
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He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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