im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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