i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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