Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
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Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
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He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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