I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
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They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
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Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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