And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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