shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
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he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
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I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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