What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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