Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
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Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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