Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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