Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
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my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
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I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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