i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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