i barfeds in our rink
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
birth control should be required to get into college
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Naked Twister starts at high noon
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
He melted the stem
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.