It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
last night I used snow as a chaser
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
