honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I'm jealous of your bromance
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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