Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
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So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
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Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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