First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
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This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
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If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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