It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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