i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
vagina is talking i cant
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
