Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
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I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
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Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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