scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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